RIDDLES AND A TONGUE TWISTER

FROM KATIUSKA:



Three Swedish witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches. Which Swedish witch watch ... which Swiss Swatch watch switch?¡¡¡¡

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refrigerator???.... COOL MUSIC!!!

What did the big phone say to the little phone???.... YOU?RE TOO YOUNG TO BE ENGAGED!!!

What do you call a woman who stands between two goalposts???... ANNETTE!!!

What gets bigger the more you take away???... A HOLE!!!!

Who writes the most letters???... A FISHERMAN, HE ALWAYS DROPS A LINE!!!

XMAS

Some interesting Xmas links sent by Oxford:
Xmas jokes

Xmas toungue twisters

Xmas Carols

Xmas quiz

xmas quotes

Xmas stories

English pronunciation poem

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PRONUNCIATION

I've included this link on the right so that you can always check it out, it's fantastic! You can watch videos of all the English sounds with explanations and examples.